I can't quite describe the perfect porn but I'll know it when I see it Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps December 22, 2021 I can't quite describe the perfect porn but I'll know it when I see it funny 171 Likes 19 Comments Jeff McDaniel Jennifer Lindeman I lose my interest when the moan is fake. I know that the majority is fake, but sometimes it’s too much fake, it’s just yelling. Paula N Moore Being a professional porn critic might be most of 's only viable career path Jessica Bell-McLean The weird shit starts after page 5 Competitive Coaching Centre I only judge my pr0n by these criterias Performance – or the manner in which the entrant presents themselves, speaks to the camera and relays their message. The best performance is one that is the most natural, which does not look contrived, scripted or stiff. Does the speaker know what they are talking about and do you believe them? Production – the quality of the video including how smooth the transitions are, and whether the editing compliments the flow of content. Having that finished look. Was the Video Entry truly ready to be entered or were some finishing touches, edits still required? Focus – the video in its entirety should be in focus, as sharp focus is key. Avoid extensive and sharp movements while filming. Video movement should be smooth and transparent. Also, limit and/or avoid zooming and animations. Jeta Jeta It's always starts with "gentle passionate lesbian massage" and ends with "hardcore hitler fists black gay midget" Bone Naomi Fatty I get so fucking triggered when the bitch starts licking a guys asshole Joan Ellen Erbstoesser Shqipe Llugiqi I just don't want to see the chick spitting on the dude's dick. IMO they can skip the dick sucking portion entirely. That, and she needs to have a pretty face. If I wanted to watch a crackwhore get laid, I'd just give a crackwhore $2 to fuck one of my friends. Fre Man True despair comes when you've seen every single video of your favorite category, and there's not enough uploads of new videos. Jessie Mae Kent When you type 'young' get 35+ year olds Alicia Flickinger I stopped watching after my first girlfriend, realized it kind of warped my view of women in a bad way Betty Alford I find it hard too, so much garbage on it Jonathan Primrose Do you masturbate through the search or wait until you find the correct video? Paul Hopp “No no, it ain’t this one either. GOD DAMN IT IT WAS HERE YESTERDAY HOW COME I CANT FIND IT??? HOW MUCH PORN IS PRODUCED IN A SINGLE DAY!???!” Rahman Baba Really important feature (which I really didn't care for couple of years ago) is that video has 720p+ option. Once you go HD, you can't go back, which is a shame as there are some good videos in 480p Anila Qureshii If you want porn with good, well-acted plots, just go for HarperTheFox. You wont regret that. Jody Fick Ey man you gotta find the right porn to nut or its just a wasted nut Maria Vallejo When the guys ass is in the middle of the frame i legit throw my phone across the room, or when the chick licks his ass... Nick Smus You tried to make me choose a video, but I said NO, NO, NO! Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps Comments
I can't quite describe the perfect porn but I'll know it when I see it funny 171 Likes 19 Comments Jeff McDaniel
Jennifer Lindeman
Paula N Moore
Jessica Bell-McLean
Competitive Coaching Centre
Jeta Jeta
Bone Naomi Fatty
Joan Ellen Erbstoesser
Shqipe Llugiqi
Fre Man
Jessie Mae Kent
Alicia Flickinger
Betty Alford
Jonathan Primrose
Paul Hopp
Rahman Baba
Anila Qureshii
Jody Fick
Maria Vallejo
Nick Smus